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HELLO NURSE NEWS

Posted Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 1:58 pm

"Nurse ass," "ass nurse," "nurse pictures," "ass links" are just some of the Google searches that bring perverts and deviants to hellonurse.com.

Posted Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 11:30 am

Love is a beautiful thing, but it's really getting in the way of our show schedule. At this rate, we might have to become a wedding band in order to play a live show this year!

Posted Monday, April 16, 2007 at 2:30 pm

That's right HN fans, only a scant 25 years since the advent of portable mobile cellular phones Bassist Joe Crespo has caved to overwhelming societal pressure to purchase a functional speaking device.

Posted Tuesday, April 10, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Shaking off the dust of this one-horse-town, Hello Nurse heads "Upstate" for some "Beer."

Posted Monday, December 4, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Friends - 'tis the season of giving. Our young wunderkind producers Rebecca An and Ray Aldaco marshalled us into the studio like reindeer and we have emerged with a non-demoninational mp3 stocking stuffer of our song "Stand Up Tall." Follow the link for a free download!

Posted Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 7:56 pm

In tragic news, four musicians in the band Hello Nurse were killed Saturday by a pack of murderous zombies outside their practice space in Gowanus, Brooklyn. According to local sources, New York Department of Sanitation workers unloaded a truckload of dead bodies in the Gowanus Canal by the dark of night in an attempt to fine the South Brooklyn Casket Company for illegal dumping.

Posted Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:23 pm

That's right see - Hello Nurse is mixing up the magic and the medicine, recording a stick of dynamite called "Stand Up Tall" for the sole purpose of making you like us. If you want to give us money too, that's great. Lot's of money? Even better. Look for this track circa November. In the meantime, you should probably buy a lot of albums and merch and come to a lot of shows. Just a suggestion if you're looking for advice.

Posted Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 3:11 pm

That's right folks, we're crazy here at Hello Nurse- crazy about savings. For a limited time, you can download our new single, "Last One to Know" for the low, low price of.... FREE.

Posted Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 2:45 pm

An undoctored photo of guitarist Ed Gross appeared on the internet early this morning, calling into question Ed's future with Hello Nurse.

Posted Tuesday, November 8, 2005 at 8:18 pm

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