| Posted on Friday September 23, 2005 at 3:17 pm |
 Hello Nurse would like to address the rumors swirling around the band following our thrashing of the Continental for CMJ. We can't be sure, but all signs indicate that either renegade scientists, the masonic brotherhood, or aliens were conducting radiation experiments at our former practice space in Brooklyn while we were rehearsing. No other plausible theory explains the lasers we now shoot out of our eyes, our scaly tails, or the mayhem we have visited upon Hokkaido. Yes friends, Hello Nurse is big in Japan.
Godzilla who?
We'd like to thank our main man Ichikawa and his assistant for interviewing us and filming our show for release in Japan. More word on this when we have any actual news to report. For now, content yourself with the knowledge that we are using our giant stature for altruistic purposes. Also, we'd like to let various governments of the world know that we are available at a very reasonable rate for subcontracting the defense and vanquishing of giant mutant insects and sea monsters.
Ask about our special 2 for 1 deal involving giant apes.
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