Slimming for your svelte physique and tight in all the right places. Fellas - buy a shirt today, it comes with two complimentary tickets to the gun show. Ladies - this shirt brings out the shine in your eyes and inspires spontaneous jewelry purchases from random admirers. Kids - mommy lets you eat ice cream and waffles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you are appropriately swaddled in a Hello Nurse t-shirt!

Available in Small for Shorties, Medium for Metrosexuals, Large for Linebackers and XL for XLence.

100% Soft American Apparel Cotton
100% Sweat Shop Free