| Posted on Tuesday May 2, 2006 at 2:45 pm |
An undoctored photo of guitarist Ed Gross appeared on the internet early this morning, calling into question Ed's future with Hello Nurse
 Now that Ed has been crowned Miss New Jersey by the National Teenager Association of America, his bandmates are unsure how his new duties will fit into his current job as guitar player for Hello Nurse.
The other members of Hello Nurse have privately questioned Ed about how he expects to meet rehearsal and recording schedules since he will now have to dedicate every waking moment toward achieving world peace while looking good in a bikini.
Bass player Joe Crespo went on the record, "Listen I don't know if there are enough hours in the day for this. Ed didn't tell anyone his was trying out for Miss New Jersey. He can be pretty cagey at times; hell, none of us knew Ed was a girl!"
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