It was a day like any other in Nurse-land, a quiet rehearsal and a spot of Darjeeling tea to soothe the nerves. All of a sudden, the men of Hello Nurse had a startling revelation: "My God", they exclaimed, "Look at Us! We are all so very handsome!"

It's true gentle reader, we are astonishingly good-looking and nubiile creatures, yet it took several years for the enormity of our comeliness to manifest itself. We decided to light out at once for Hollywood as the movies beckoned these matinee-idol looks and diamond hard lantern jaws. No sooner had we made our big move when we were contacted to appear on the Soundtrack to not one, but two feature films: "Beer: The Movie 2" by Peter, Biff, and the rest of the Long Island crew, and "Upstate" by Winter Twiight Productions under the awesome guidance of Jared Sheer.

Critics contend that A) the movies mentioned were not produced in LA and B) we do not appear in the movies but merely on the soundtrack. To these, Hello Nurse merely has to say, "Critics come with the territory - Welcome to Hollywood."

"Beer" and "Upstate" are available for purchase:

Beer: The Movie 2

Upstate