| Posted on Thursday December 13, 2007 at 1:58 pm |
Let it never be said that Hello Nurse is not high tech. Using a tool called "the google machine," we were able to find out which searches most commonly lead to our website. The #1 phrase that brought people to our site from the google machine: "Nurse Ass."
That's right, people looking for Nurse Ass are being directed to hellonurse.com.
Here's my question - who googles "Nurse Ass"? Is it possible that's it's a proper name:
"Nurse Ass, I need 10 cc's of morphine, stat!"
"Doctor Scott, that's too much!"
"Damn it Nurse Ass - Nurse Jane Fitzgerald Ass - I'm the doctor and we're trying to save this patient!"
Unlikely scenario.
Additionally - "Ass Nurse" is number 4. Again, Ass Nurse COULD be a title. Hmmmm....
"Proctology, this is Dr. Katragadda, send me the best ass nurse you've got, I've got a patient with a colon that looks like the Nile River delta."
Also unlikely. Besides, how would a colon resemble the Nile River Delta? Who writes this stuff?
The Real Question - how disappointed do you think people in search of Nurse Ass or Ass Nurse are when they see our pictures instead? How many masturbatory encounters have been single-handedly derailed by Hello Nurse? The world may never know.
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